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In the news today, San Corporation has issued a recall on DX3291-A, part of their Robotic Nanny Series, for alleged problems with the new feature, the Empathy Register™. Witnesses claim that the new robot is too sensitive to the pain of humanity, and as a result is putting infants out of their misery. San Corporation will be adjusting the Empathy Register™ before returning the units to their owners, and in an official statement said, “It is possible that the Deluxe Goldfish Model may have been attuned too acutely. We will be launching a full inquiry into these allegations. Our San Corporation family would like to reassure our customers that we remain as committed to quality as ever, and are a Limited Liability Corporation.”